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With Pronounce Expose, connoisoeurs of eurotrash know its best to wait, because quite frankly, few of the titles in their catalogue are worth the single-disc asking brand! BUT, as with their Post Apocalyptic Action Triple Feature Pack, their Psycho Killers Triple Feature Pack, their Jungle Fright Triple Feature Pack, their Martial Arts Triple Feature Pack and their Obnoxious Animals Triple Feature Pack, their Zombie Triple Feature Pack, their Deplorable Women Triple Feature Pack, and their Demons Triple Feature Pack, this newest edition, the JUNGLE GIRLS TRIPLE FEATURE PACK provides a cheap fix for those who absolutely must explore some of the worst euro-junk from the 80’s. And at about $6 a disc, these pieces of crap are finally WORTH the money, though you’ll pay far less in distinct retail chain stores. I found it for $12.99, which further justified a discover.
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Up first is GOLDEN TEMPLE AMAZONS, a deathly lifeless Jess Franco allotment filled to the brim with topless women who remain topless throughout to distract you from the train bankruptcy of ingenuity and awfulness of the memoir, about a young topless jungle girl, raised by a dismal tribe, who grows up to seize revenge on the nearby tribe of topless tainted amazons who killed her parents when she was young. Coming as is did at a time when Franco movies had long since stopped being even remotely spellbinding (and trust me, most of this man’s work isn’t even remotely enchanting, build for perhaps WANDA THE Despicable WARDEN), the whole thing feels like one sluggish grab for what few dollars remained in the exploitation market at the time before being dumped internationally on video under any number of the usual retitlings. In fact, great of the film was directed by a Eurocine journeyman and it was largely edited by company men as well. Eva Leon proves she’s mild got it, at least from the neck down, as the leader of the Golden Temple Amazons, her wardobe consisting of an eyepatch, a vest and a teensy exiguous g-string as she whips her minions and our heroine with gusto. The golden temple “location,” such as it is (and probably the centrepiece of most of the scenes actually shot by Franco), is really fair a cave with foreground miniatures of “golden” pillars and friggin’ BIRDCAGE bars feebly tyring to telegraph some kind of scale. Oh, screw it, let’s disappear on to…
AMAZONIA: THE CATHERINE MILLS Chronicle (aka Schiave Bianche: Violenza in Amazzonia) . Probably the best of the poor bunch in this place, if only for the participation of celebrated mondo pioneer Franco Prosperi (Mondo Cane, Uncle Tom’s Cabin, Africa Addios) who seems to have had an influence on director Mario Garrizzo, who directs this largely in the pseudo-documentary style of Prosperi and Jacopetti’s earlier works. Hell, most of the cutaways in this (the shots of pleasing scenery and animals killing each other) glance suspiciously like they were shot by the Mondo giants, for they frequently don’t match the footage of the main record, . The rather haunting rep feels familiar, too. That yarn, such as it is, is told in flashback by virginal schoolgirl Catherine Miles (Elvire Audray), on trial for the abolish of two people. Turns out her parents were killed by a ruthless tribe (she says) during a picnic boat pace down the Amazon. Rescued by the benevolent lead hunter of the tribe, which is the typically nonsensical mix of Spaniards and Asians that seems to slash up in all of these damned things, she gradually learns their ways, and watches their graphic rituals, and spends virtually the entire film topless, and falls in treasure with her original guardian, all the while nurturing her concept for revenge against him and his people. The revelation of the killers’ identities would have been a surprise had they not diappeared from the anecdote DURING the crucial abolish sequence because the filmmakers couldn’t figure out a gleaming plot to temporarily divert the audience’s attention away from them, so they objective vanish until the ruin of the film. Dialogue in this is minimal, and comes largely from the courtroom framing sequence, while the presence of a Mondo-style narrator at the beginning and slay of the film (where we’re supposedly shown footage of the “valid” Catherine Miles in jail, is another nod to Prosperi’s roots.
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Finally, we have DIAMONDS OF KILIMANDJARO, another slog through the jungle from Jess Franco starring Katia Bienert (EUGENIE) as the white jungle goddess sought out by a crew of hunters and relatives working for her mother, Franco regular Lina Romay doesn’t unprejudiced PLAY a bloated bedridden mess in this, but was actually starting to View like one in accurate life, and she was only 29! But even in her brief scenes, she fares better than Bienert, who looks positively STONED–or stupid–throughout, swinging topless from vines she barely has the strength to have on to. One would never occupy that this stick of wood had been “acting” for three or four years by the time this came out! Her enemy in this is topless Shadowy Jungle Goddess Aline Mess, a feral stunner who has planted Katia’s WHITE, SCOTTISH uncle (complete with tam o’shanter hat and bagpipe theme music) on the tribal throne as piece of her cunning thought to assume revenge on the foul white men who have threatened her people. Relatively bloodless, but obedient in the boobies department, but since it’s a mid-80’s Franco, everything is shot so matter-of-factly, and without one hint of sensuality, that you unprejudiced halt carring after the second pair are paraded across the hide.
Extras on these discs are the photo galleries (on all three discs), recent trailers for each film, plus several others (again, all three discs) and interviews with Eurocine honcho Daniel Lasouer (on GOLDEN TEMPLE and DIAMONDS, each about 12 minutes), both of which display to be more enlightening–and more interesting–than either of the films they accompany.
Liana a glorious jungle girl’s parents are murdered by a tribe of about 7 amazons in Golden Temple Amazons. She seeks revenge on them and gradually finds it. The place of this movie is lousy. The only staunch reason to glimpse is for the dazzling women and there are plenty of them! All of the amazons are fair but Liana is the precise glance catcher! She & the amazons spin thru the jungle always half nude! Liana is played by Joan Virly. Her short curly hair is shapely to say nothing of her boobies which are impartial perfect! Liana always wears a g string & loincloth that leaves plenty to the imagination however! This movie is ok for the money as are the others in this dvd collection.
