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Say this for “Crank,” it definitely isn’t expressionless. And it is certainly current and valorous. It is also ridiculous and will not maintain up under any scrutiny. I, however, dismiss all logical criticisms of this movie, and any like it, with a wave of the hand. This movie exists solely to pop, rock and shock the audience. It is erroneous, over the top, ridiculous and ghastly. And that is precisely why it is one of the freshest, funniest and best pure action flicks in a long while. Distinct there are more studied and complex action thrillers out there, but this is the most fun, junk-action pic this side of “Road House” and its cult action ilk. Not fair a uninteresting campfest though, mind you; oh it’s certainly none too brainy, but it has aspirations to shock and thrill beyond unbiased having a bunch of guys shoot at each other or smash cars into things. There is a lot of that here, but the scenarios that spawn such things have to be seen to be believed. Ditto this movie. Everything here is taken to another level. Logical restrictions be damned. And the movie, and audience, is better for it.
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There is, of course, already a movie called “Bustle,” and a terrific one at that; but had the title not been taken, this film would personify truth in advertising had it been able to spend it. In a position similar to the Keaue Reeves VS the bus classic, hitman and all around bad-a*s (we know this because he grimaces and talks in one of those threatening whispers ala Clint Eastwood and Steven Seagal) Jason Statham is injected with a virus known as “The Beijing Cocktail” that will explode his heart if its rate drops too obscene. You can only imagine all the different things he uses to sustain his heart rate consistently above average: from waffle irons to nasal inhalers, deliberators to public sex, surfing atop motorcycles to jumping out of windows, the movie takes the `everything but the kitchen sink approach’ and exploits the rotund potential of this queer premise, accurate up to its climax, which manages to feel truly bizarre, even for a movie in which you idea you’ve seen everything that could possibly reach off as bizarre already. Yep, it impartial keeps on pushing those genre conventions.
Statham is kindly in a role that basically requires him to play the transporter again, although he loses his frigid far more often in this film and spews far more expletives. However, if one were to imagine the Transporter’s reaction to being injected with this type of poison, this is radiant great how we would quiz his reaction, and the film, to play out. Amy Brilliant is estimable too in a minimalist role. Strong, stylish direction helps. If you’re movie is essentially a cartoon already, cartoonish staging of the action is elegant powerful a key to making it work. The film is in on its gain joke, which is a kindly thing. Rather than sell any of this as plausible, everyone eager simply goes with it.
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As considerable as I dug this film, it admittedly won’t be everyone’s cup of tea. However, if you are someone who complains that action movies have become too generic, here’s a mammoth explain for you.
“Crank” is often laugh-out-loud amusing, jaw-on-the-floor valorous, and also manages to wring suspense out of its many finish calls, and it never forgets to throw in a surprise here and there to withhold things inviting.
Sounds like a five-star action pic to me.
(This DVD includes a feature called “family safe audio” which, according to the description on the abet of the DVD jacket, allows the viewer to “like the film without the usual expletives.” This might be a grand feature for a romantic comedy or a drama of some educational value that you may want the kids to peep and honest wish there were a few unnecessary expletives blurted out, but on this movie this feature is as ridiculously droll as the film itself. Yeah, block out the teach words for the kids, but let them inspect all the sex, nudity, and violence. There is no device to execute a movie like this family pleasant (and it should not be – that is one of its main allures) . If you are a parent and all you care about is that your child does not hear some atrocious language, but the rest of the stuff they are going to peer in films like this is okay, then you seriously have your priorities screwed up. So, I’m not clear why this feature is here. It honest stuck me as so ridiculously weird and pointless I had to point it out (I’m distinct others who look this will be thinking the same) . But it’s one more trace that in everything fair down to the film’s DVD technical features, “Crank” is an absurd, hilarious action classic.)
Just to second what others have said, flawless. This really is a perfect transfer. The sharpest, cleanest recount, when the film is meant to be attractive and spruce, of any Blu-ray disc I have seen. Even the picture-in-picture commentary looks wonderful. For correct now at least, ‘Crank’ is the king of the hill of live-action high definition.
(PS3 – 1080p projector – 92″)
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